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Have we all run out of jokes?

Post  chrisnchrisroberts on Thu 09 Sep 2010, 3:12 pm

Last month the UN conducted a world wide survey by phone through their centre in India. The question was "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the "rest of the world". The survey was a complete failure, because,
1 In Eastern Europe they did not know what "honest" meant
2 In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.
3 In Africa they did not know what food" meant
4 In China they did not know what "opinion" meant
5 In The Middle East they did not know what "solution" meant
6 In South America they did not know what "please" meant
7 In North america they did not know what "rest of the world" meant
8 In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

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Re: Have we all run out of jokes?

Post  hughb on Thu 09 Sep 2010, 6:01 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Rolling Eyes

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Laugh I nearly cried!

Post  Steve Traill on Sun 03 Oct 2010, 1:02 pm

A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat. While walking round his property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat. The lawyer starts yelling, 'Oh my god! Help me! help me! His wife runs up and asks what is the matter. The lawyer points to his feet and screams, 'I'm melting! I'm melting ......!

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Re: Have we all run out of jokes?

Post  hughb on Mon 04 Oct 2010, 12:54 pm

NOW that is funny Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

OK Q. What is the last thing to go through a flys mind ,When it hit a car windscreen??? Question







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